So there’s this really beautiful guy who works at Volcano Tea and he took my order today and gave me a discount too holla holla
"Can I get a large milk tea, no boba and… how much for a Cajun fries? And a ponado?"
"A Cajun fries is $3 and a ponado is $1.75. So your total would be $7.59."
"Fuck, I only have exactly $7."
"Don’t sweat it dude."
he totes wants my dick